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The Pale White Inanimate Objects of the 21st Century Vinyl LP Due Out 27/03/26

Original price £28.99 - Original price £28.99
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£28.99
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Cat no. EOTWR005LPX

Please note this is a pre-order item due for release 27th March, 2026

The Pale White Inanimate Objects of the 21st Century Vinyl LP

Tracklist:

  1. Moth in the Headlights
  2. Float Away
  3. Göbekli Tepe
  4. Absolute Cinema
  5. Oh Brother
  6. Medusa
  7. Carpe Diem
  8. Mannequin
  9. This Fascination
  10. Disappoint Me
  11. All I Have to Do Is Dream

With their third album, Inanimate Objects of the 21st Century, Newcastle’s The Pale White prove once again that there’s no slowing them down. Following the success of their introspective sophomore album The Big Sad, brothers Adam (vocals/guitar) and Jack Hope (drums) return louder, sharper, and more defiant than ever. This third full-length is their most expansive yet: a record that blends the anthemic punch of classic rock with the urgency and edge of modern alternative.The title, Inanimate Objects of the 21st Century, is a nudge to the uncomfortable irony of our time – as technology accelerates, humanity feels increasingly frozen in place. Lead singer Adam Hope says: “Technology is moving, but we are not. Human civilization entered the 21st century wide-eyed and naive with mobile phones that would barely fit in our pockets. Fast forward a few decades and we’re so far from where we were that it almost looks like a bad 80’s sci-fi movie. Back then, that film would be watched in packed-out cinemas after an eagerly anticipated release, but now they stand emptier than they once were, attended mainly as a nostalgic experience in the age of Netflix and doomscrolling. The birth of AI, algorithms, cryptocurrency, drones, holographic concerts, autonomous cars… we’re living in a strange transitional period which is both fascinating and terrifying in equal measure. We humans have now in fact become the inanimate objects - mannequins.After our softer, melancholic second album ‘The Big Sad’, we felt it was only right to move as fast as our world is moving and release our next within the year. ‘Inanimate Objects of the 21st Century’ is the evil twin, the Yin to The Big Sad’s Yang.”